The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe: My dear wormwood: - The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe Reviews


Four young adventurers playing hide-and-seek in the country home of an old professor stumble upon an enchanted wardrobe that will take them places they never dreamed. Stepping through the wardrobe door, they are whisked out of World War II London into the spectacular parallel universe known as Narnia--a fairy-tale realm of magical proportions where woodland animals talk and mythological creatures roam the hills. But Narnia has fallen under the icy spell of a mad sorceress, cursed to suffer through a winter that never ends by the White Witch Jadis. Now, aided by Narnia's rightful leader, the wise and mystical lion Aslan, the four Pevensie children will discover their own strength and lead Narnia into a spectacular battle to be free of the Witch's glacial enslavement forever.
Also Known As:One Hundred Year Winter Paravel The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
Production Status:Released
Genres:Action/Adventure, Art/Foreign, Drama, Kids/Family, Science Fiction/Fantasy and Adaptation
Running Time:2 hrs. 19 min.
Release Date:December 9th, 2005 (wide); December 12th, 2006 (Extended Edition DVD release)
MPAA Rating:PG for for battle sequences and frightening moments.
Distributors:Buena Vista Pictures Distribution
Production Co.:C.S. Lewis Company, Walden Media
Studios:Walt Disney Pictures
Financiers:Co-Financier: Walden Media, Walt Disney Pictures
U.S. Box Office:$291,709,845
Filming Locations:New Zealand London, England Czech Republic
Produced in:United States
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Thursday, September 20, 2007

My dear wormwood: - The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe Reviews

How did this movie get by us and into theatres? I thought we'd been relieved of C.S.Lewis years ago! This story has the mark of The Enemy all over it and is to be taken very, very seriously! All we can do is remind the patient as he watches this movie that virtues such as courage, and valor, and altruism are only fit for children and children's movies. Mention to the patient that in the "Real World" (his own euphemism for greed and lust and laziness and all sorts of transgressions against The Enemy) such virtue is laughable, even "cute", and very, very childish! We're going to have a fight on our hands with this one. It doesn't help that the acting was excellent, the children were great and the animation was superior. Where did they get that lion? Oh, well--we can't win them all. After he sees the film, remind the patient of his last income tax return and he'll be ours once again. Yours affectionately, Screwtape

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